This is only a game.At least, in the sense that anything with the population of Youngstown, Ohio sitting courtside can be just a game. In the sense that something with a television deal that could bail out the auto industry, the banks and the WNBA in one fell swoop can be just a game.
It's no great moral play in three acts with hugs at the end. North Carolina won't hit the warmup lines in capes and monocle, laugh maniacally and lash poor Lupe Izzo to a railroad track. And that block S in Michigan State's logo stands for nothing more than State, not Supermen.
No matter who wins Monday night, GM will still have as much red strewn across its balance sheet as Ford Field had green it its stands. There is no hardwood superhero on the way.
Superheros are for screenplays. Basketball games have players.
This isn't a battle of good and evil, it's a battle of great meets great.
It's the grab-you-by-the-shirt-collar toughness of Michigan State and the dish-and-dash ballet of a North Carolina team that's marched through the NCAA tournament like Napolean through a Risk game. It's two squads built from the ground up with players that stuck around for a few years instead of treating the college game like a side of broccoli forced on them on the way to dessert. In an era of one-and-dones, these folks might as well be playing shuffleboard during timeouts.
It's basketball in the many ways Dr. Naismith would've wanted it played.
It's a great game. Even without the plucky hero dressing.
No matter how many times you click your specially designed Final Four Jordans together and hope it to be true, it won't save Detroit.
The city's problems are nothing new or nothing that one night will solve. Long tenured Heel Tyler Hansbrough seemingly played AAU ball with Henry Ford, and even he'd have trouble remembering where it all started to turn. But here's a hint, when the city's population began to dwindle, the Lions were still NFL champions.
Michigan State will not help sell cars or stride heroically after lost 401ks. Heck, the biggest contribution to the economy may be the money Ty Lawson drops at the craps table.
And if sports is the answer, why haven't the Pistons or the Red Wings, teams based in Detroit, convinced people to buy Hummers by the six pack? The Red Wings won hockey's top trinket last year and are the best team in the puck-loving world yet again. The Tigers were in the World Series three years ago, and Michigan football ... well, there is at least one valid reason to want to run head first into the Joe Louis fist sculpture.
But for all the problems Detroit has, finding a sports team to cheer for isn't one of them.
Considering tickets for Final Four start at the cost of a monthly car payment and come with bincoculars and a Sherpa at that price, it's hard to imagine too many of those who could afford their way into Ford Field are feeling all that much of a pinch.
But if sports is the answer forget the bailout bill and force LeBron to sign here. Problem solved.
So let's leave the truth, justice and defender of the Chevrolet way somewhere in the fiction section.
NCAA Tournament Action
GREENSBORO, NC - MARCH 21: Wayne Ellington #22 of the North Carolina Tar Heels drives against Garrett Temple #14 of the Louisiana State University Tigers during the second round of the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament at the Greensboro Coliseum on March 21, 2009 in Greensboro, North Carolina. (Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Wayne Ellington;Garrett Temple
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PORTLAND, OR - MARCH 21: A Washington Huskies cheerleader performs during a break in the action against the Purdue Boilermakers during the second round of the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament at the Rose Garden on March 21, 2009 in Portland, Oregon. (Photo by Jonathan Ferrey/Getty Images)
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KANSAS CITY, MO - MARCH 21: Manny Harris #3 of the Michigan Wolverines jumps to the basket for a lay up against Taylor Griffin #32 of the Oklahoma Sooners in the first half during the second round of the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament at the Sprint Center on March 21, 2009 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Manny Harris
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KANSAS CITY, MO - MARCH 21: Zack Novan #0 and Zack Gibson #32 of the Michigan Wolverines vie for the loose ball with Blake Griffin #23 of the Oklahoma Sooners in the first half during the second round of the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament at the Sprint Center on March 21, 2009 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Zack Gibson;Zack Novak;Blake Griffin
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KANSAS CITY, MO - MARCH 21: Willie Warren #13 of the Oklahoma Sooners makes contact as he goes to the basket with Zack Gibson #32 of the Michigan Wolverines in the first hafl during the second round of the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament at the Sprint Center on March 21, 2009 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Willie Warren
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KANSAS CITY, MO - MARCH 21: Taylor Griffin #32 of the Oklahoma Sooners goes up for the short jump shot against DeShawn Sims #34 of the Michigan Wolverines in the first half during the second round of the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament at the Sprint Center on March 21, 2009 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Taylor Griffin;DeShawn Sims
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PORTLAND, OR - MARCH 21: JaJuan Johnson #25 of the Purdue Boilermakers goes up for a shot over Jon Brockman #40 of the Washington Huskies in the second half during the second round of the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament at the Rose Garden on March 21, 2009 in Portland, Oregon. (Photo by Jonathan Ferrey/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** JaJuan Johnson;Jon Brockman
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KANSAS CITY, MO - MARCH 21: Taylor Griffin #23 of the Oklahoma Sooners and Zack Novak #0 of the Michigan Wolverines vie for position to the loose ball in the first half during the second round of the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament at the Sprint Center on March 21, 2009 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Zack Novak;Taylor Griffin
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KANSAS CITY, MO - MARCH 21: Head Coach Jeff Capel of the Michigan Wolverines yells from the sideline during their game against the Oklahoma Sooners in the second round of the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament at the Sprint Center on March 21, 2009 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jeff Capel
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PORTLAND, OR - MARCH 21: Lewis Jackson #23 of the Purdue Boilermakers goes up for a layup as Quincy Pondexter #20 of the Washington Huskies looks on during the second round of the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament at the Rose Garden on March 21, 2009 in Portland, Oregon. (Photo by Jonathan Ferrey/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Lewis Jackson;Quincy Pondexter
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These Spartans aren't some George Mason Cinderella whose whole playbook is pluck. They're good. They're four-star players with a five-star attitude who rebound like you personally insulted each of their mothers when the ball went up. They're not Stephen Curry cuddly. They're every bit the Goliath North Carolina is without the marketing budget.
And forget the economics because you need storylines. There are heroes and good guys and folks you'd want to buy a beer taking the court in green and blue. They won't solve the economic crisis, or save a city built around a struggling industry, but that might remind you that it's not just silver screen characters that can do special things.
And it'll remind you that there are good guys everywhere, even if they don't wear your teams colors.
So instead of a storyline borrowed from a Disney writer's MacBook, talk about Goran Suton, the Bosnian born center who lived in fear of missing shots on the basketball court when he grew up. Not because he had a domineering father, but because there were landmines. In his backyard. Three of them live.
Or Idong Ibok, who is a student athlete in every sense of both words, who studied so hard in his native Nigeria that when he arrived in the United States in 2003, he thought American schools were just too darn easy.
Try Durrell Summers, raised by a single mother who still works overnight shifts at the post office and passes up sleep to see her baby play in the Final Four.
Talk about North Carolina's Hansbrough, who's just one card away from laying down a royal flush on his collegiate career. He's won every trophy handed out this side of the Vibe Awards and has a chance to join the inner-most level of legacy at one of college basketball's most storied programs.
And if not him, then teammate Danny Green, whose mother walked out on his family, leaving he and his father to raise his two younger brothers. Green made it all the way to the basketball promised land of North Carolina, but his father couldn't follow. Danny Sr. spent the better part of two years behind bars fighting a drug charge. He missed the Final Four last year, but after a plea agreement, is in Detroit.
Or Ty Lawson, whose slick moves make you think he's wearing ice skates underneath his sneakers, but who nearly left North Carolina in relative obscurity last year, a loser in the Final Four and a likely late first-round draft selection. His farewell to Franklin Street was almost an embarrassing underage drinking and driving ticket.
There are stories in each, real ones that can actually have a happy ending, not just a happy moment until we move on to something else.
No matter who wins Monday night, Tuesday morning will still be tough for Detroit, for Michigan, and for the nation. Monday's winner won't take the city's soul, it'll just get a championship. Don't buy good and evil.
Because no matter who cuts down the nets, be it Michigan State or North Carolina, the good guys will have won.
Make that, the great guys.

























