Tim Floyd Reportedly Rejects Arizona

In what can only be described as a coaching search that is rivaling on a drunken, drug-induced trip while wearing roller skates and a blindfold, the University of Arizona has not found its next head coach at Southern California.

Multiple news sources, including ESPN, who first reported Tim Floyd on his way to Tucson, is now saying that USC plans to hold a press conference sometime Thursday afternoon to announce its head coach will stay put, putting the Wildcats' insane coaching spree back to full speed.

As a Wildcat fan, the last few days of coaching rumors and broken deals has been, interestingly enough, as insane as the last two years of their basketball team. No structure, no foundation -- just a lot of large expectations that have fallen to the wayside.

That is all for now. When the next coaching rumor hits the presses, we will be the first on it. For now, go back to your message boards and whiskey bottles.